I'm lucky to know what day it is anyway! :)
Here's a quick teaser for UC Chapter 37. Actually, this is probably about the most humorous teaser this story has ever had. LOL!
“Are there many minutes between pains?” Kate asked. After a moment of silence, I realized she was asking me.
“What?” I replied.
“How far apart are her pains?”
“Um…well…she’s been crying since I got here.”
“All the time, or does she stop for a while?”
“For how long?”
“I have no idea!” I snapped back.
She woman took a long deep breath, glared at me, and then turned to my wife.
“A minute or two,” Isabella moaned. The sweat was back on her brow again, though I had just wiped it away. “No more than that.”
“Let’s see how you are doing then.”
To my horror, the woman reached down and began to life my wife’s skirts.
“What do you think you are doing?” I yelled at her as I slapped her hand away.
She backed off, her eyes widened for a brief moment, and then they calmed and settled into…amusement? Her lips pursed, and she shook her head slightly.
“King Edward,” Kate said as she placed her hands on her hips. “Do you think this child is going to come out through her dress?”
Yeah - he's clueless. tihihihihi!!!