Mid-Week Sneak-Peek - H&D Chapter 25

Okay - this is the first of many "Mid-Week Sneak Peeks." Every Wednesday, I'll post up something from an upcoming chapter of whatever the heck I'm working on at the time. There's no telling what it might be, so make sure you check back every Wednesday! This one also falls into the "I crack myself up" category. Like I said - you just might notice that trend around here. I might not be amusing anyone else, but I slay me!

Hide and Drink - Chapter 25

“Sweetheart, what in the world are you wearing?”

I looked down at the yellow character on the lounge pants I wore.

“It’s a cartoon,” I said.

“I know who Sponge Bob is!” Bella laughed.

“I didn’t know the name of it,” I admitted. “Why is it called Sponge Bob?”

“He’s a sponge!” Bella laughed again. “His name is Sponge Bob Square Pants, and he’s lives in a pineapple under the sea!”

“A sponge?” I questioned. “You mean a sea sponge?”

“Yes, of course.”

“In a pineapple?”

“Yes.”

“Pineapples don’t grow in the ocean or near coral reefs,” I told her.

“Of course not,” Bella smiled and bit down on her lip, apparently trying to hold in laughter. “Sponge Bob lives inside of a hollowed out one on the bottom of the ocean.”

“Pineapples would decompose fairly quickly in salt water,” I informed her.


Isn't he just adorkable? If all goes well, Chapter 25 should be out this weekend.