6.02.2010

Mid-Week Sneak-Peek - H&D Chapter 25

Okay - this is the first of many "Mid-Week Sneak Peeks." Every Wednesday, I'll post up something from an upcoming chapter of whatever the heck I'm working on at the time. There's no telling what it might be, so make sure you check back every Wednesday! This one also falls into the "I crack myself up" category. Like I said - you just might notice that trend around here. I might not be amusing anyone else, but I slay me!

Hide and Drink - Chapter 25

“Sweetheart, what in the world are you wearing?”

I looked down at the yellow character on the lounge pants I wore.

“It’s a cartoon,” I said.

“I know who Sponge Bob is!” Bella laughed.

“I didn’t know the name of it,” I admitted. “Why is it called Sponge Bob?”

“He’s a sponge!” Bella laughed again. “His name is Sponge Bob Square Pants, and he’s lives in a pineapple under the sea!”

“A sponge?” I questioned. “You mean a sea sponge?”

“Yes, of course.”

“In a pineapple?”

“Yes.”

“Pineapples don’t grow in the ocean or near coral reefs,” I told her.

“Of course not,” Bella smiled and bit down on her lip, apparently trying to hold in laughter. “Sponge Bob lives inside of a hollowed out one on the bottom of the ocean.”

“Pineapples would decompose fairly quickly in salt water,” I informed her.


Isn't he just adorkable? If all goes well, Chapter 25 should be out this weekend.

12 comments:

  1. Oh, you and Boobward surely amuse me!!! That was very funny LMAO!

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  2. OMG I love him! He's so clueless.

    Oh wait... sea sponge? I get it. hahahahaha

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  3. I share your sense of humor... Can't wait for the next installment!

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  4. Thank you Shay! You've left me with a big ass smile on my face!

    I love your humor and DAMN! if SpongeBob isn't my favorite cartoon....

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  5. Oh he is so adorable!!
    Poor little baby,Hope he will be OK soon!!
    Can't wait for the next update!!

    Thanks for the teaser!!!

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  6. He really is the cutest thing, isn't he? If his name weren't Edward, it could be Ernest. hee.

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  7. Awww he is just so clueless and sweet i just want to eat him up!!!

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  8. So cute, so matter of fact, so much better than the knock knock jokes

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  9. So cute, so matter of fact, so much better than the knock knock jokes

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  10. Oh he is so adorable!!
    Poor little baby,Hope he will be OK soon!!
    Can't wait for the next update!!

    Thanks for the teaser!!!

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  11. Oh, you and Boobward surely amuse me!!! That was very funny LMAO!

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