I don't know why these came to me all of the sudden, but I think there is value.
Never do these three things:
1. Pay attention to who has stopped following you.
2. Evaluate a person based on which professional sports team they follow. The sport, yes. How they behave as a fan of the team, yes. But not the team itself.
3. Tweet while intoxicated.
This has been your Savage Public Service Announcement of the day.
