You guys and your peen talk crack me up! I'm sorry - the one being compared with a Pringles can was just....um....I don't know what. Can't eat just one, that's for sure...
So...I'm thinking right about nine and a half...inches, not cubits, which are a shitload bigger than I thought they were. Definitely thick.
I'm talking about PRINGLES, of course. Sickos.
Oh fine. I'm talking about cocks. Happy now??
I might have to find me just such a vibrator...for research purposes, of course.
Sat there in the cold waiting for my daughter to be done with Girl Scouts while typing out some Unexpected Circumstances on the iTouch. Damn thing locked up on me (a very rare occurrence), and I lost what I wrote. Ah well. Hopefully I'll remember it all. Par for my day, I think. Made some progress on the next chappie anyway.
Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend!